Remember, remember the fifth of November,
when you missed that important call
how were you to know
that they’d hang-up and go,
to a competitor thanks to your shortfall

Remember, remember you were working so hard,
when that call came through to you
but you were out and about
it was loud and you had to shout,
unimpressed, a potential new client fell through

Remember, remember turning up for that meeting,
and finding nobody was there,
they’d called to rearrange
but you never knew of the change
a voicemail message doesn’t care.

So remember, remember that this November,
and every other month of the year
your business can run fine
from just nineteen ninety nine
and a free trial so come on let’s cheer!